Letters & Opinion
Letters to the Editor
Dear Editor:
May I ask you a few questions? Why are the school computers so slow? Why is my foot asleep? Why are bananas yellow? What is a banana? Are you a lumberjack if you do not have a beard? What do you do with a penis cake pan?
What is the meaning of life? Is there a higher power? Are there aliens? If so, how many? Why do children and the elderly get treated as one in the same? If you drink Mountain Dew and eat Pop Rocks, does your head explode?
In rock, paper, scissors do you shoot on three or right after you say three? Who is the man in the moon, and how did he get there?
How did a moron like me get printed in this wonderful publication staffed by brilliant minds?
-Bill Huffing
This article was written for “The Pointless” - The Pointer’s April Fools Day alter ego
