Letters & Opinion
Sex-her-izing to the beat of new technology
Ladyvuwsp@yahoo.com
Why does it seem that many of today’s gadgets are geared toward men? Just take a look at the packaging on some of your favorite products. Many of the Macintosh products ,like the iPhone, have men using them.
It’s interesting that GPS systems are marketed to women. This is so they buy it for their man who is too chicken shit to ask for directions. I consider this to be an indirect marketing ploy to no group other than men.
Televisions, phones, Bluetooth headsets, watches, MP3 playing sunglasses, video and computer games. The list goes on and on! There are even “rumble packs” that can be added to game controllers for a more titillating experience.
So ladies, I don’t know about you, but those always made me a little jealous.
Why do advertisers think all women want is jewelry, make-up, cute shoes and purses? Give me something to vibrate my crotch!
I found a gadget that rumbles just for us and is more entertaining than any video game. It’s a vibrator that pulsates to the beat of your music. Just plug it in to any iPod or MP3 device and vibrate the night away.
This new toy made by Ohmibod can be hooked up to any electronic device that plays music via a basic headphone jack in computers, MP3 players, stereos and cell phones. This gives phone sex a whole new meaning!
Think about your favorite song and how it would feel deep within you. This toy is guaranteed to get you singing high notes. Just as the slogan goes, “Tune in, turn on. Feel the music.” Naturally, some music is better than others. I would start with something with less bass before you get into heavy club music.
The Nautinano, in four different colors, comes with a splitter that allows the user to listen to her music while the vibrator is hooked up to the player as well.
This is not your grandmother’s vibrator that had to be plugged into the wall or started with a rip cord.
Check out the Ohmibod Web site for other musically invigorating products! It’s a pretty hot site. You may want to be by yourself!
And guys, the holidays are just around the corner! This gift is sure to have you and your lady moaning in harmony.
