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Schmeeckle Reserve to portray jilted ex-boyfriend in movie role
The Pointless
NatureImitateslife@uwsp.edu
Nature centers are normally known for their humble existence, not letting their inner emotional selves known to the world. However, when Hollywood comes calling that all changes.
The University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point’s very own Schmeeckle Reserve is all fired up about portraying the role of a dismissed former boyfriend. Not Smokey the Bear fired up, but fired up nonetheless as reflected to “The Pointer” in our exclusive interview.
“It took some time to get into the role. About three-and-a-half years of my life it took preparation to get ready for the role,” said Schmeeckle.
What many don’t know is that Schmeeckle has never attended an acting school. Though close to the Noel Fine Arts Center, Schmeeckle declares he never once set foot inside.
“Nothing against Meggan Utech, Dana Craig or Joel Heimerman [all current or former UW-SP theatre majors],” said Schmeeckle.
What Schmeeckle didn’t want to come out, was that this role is based on a true-life story of his heartbreak.
Schmeeckle was known to be in a relationship with Yellowstone National Park. Although Yellowstone is believed to not be able to hold onto long distance relationships, Schmeeckle believes that there is another reason at play.
“There were messages from the Wasatch Mountain range in Utah on her answering machine,” said Schmeeckle.
Schmeeckle belives that it was only worthwhile to pine for her so long before moving onto bigger and better things, like this movie role.
“I will be playing the lead role of Douglas Ferr,” said Schmeeckle.
Popeater.com reports that he will be cast opposite the Grand Tetons.
Filming is said to begin when hell freezes over or when Yellowstone’s heart melts, whichever comes first.
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