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I’m sure you all know the jokes by now so here’s the punchline: Plaxico Burress. Honestly, what is this guy thinking? I realize that New York City is a tough town, but really? A loaded gun in a night club? Perhaps he was just being prepared in case the DJ started playing Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.” If that’s the case Plaxico, I understand, but I don’t think NYC nightclubs will be much of a problem for you in your immediate future-but maybe in 3 to 5 years. Maybe you can come back and play for the Raiders and catch passes from Michael Vick.
In other stupid player news, six players were suspended for the rest of the regular season for testing positive for a substance used as a masking agent for steroids. Among those suspended were Minnesota Vikings’ Pat Williams and Kevin Williams, the heart of the team’s run defense. This means that this weekend’s game against Detroit might ruin the Lions’ chance for a perfectly unperfect season by allowing them to run the ball all day long, and not forcing Daunte Culpepper to throw the ball. Fingers crossed this doesn’t happen.
